Father, husband, sports lover, meditator, handyman, and writer? No, Writer! There we go. Let’s get to the stuff you came for. Welcome to About Me. I’m your host, Kris Keyes. …

Our kids drive us crazy and warm our hearts. They hold our sanity in their grasp. Those precious hands generally up to no good. Tools of the devil himself. But… On this day, my heart swelled with joy. My daughter showed love in the deepest way possible. It didn’t involve construction paper, glue, or macaroni. No brown smiley faces atop triangle bodies with a tie…how else will you know it’s me? Nope!

Among the billions and billions…YOU — What if no one believed in you your whole life. How would you feel? Alone? Useless? No one gives you credit for your efforts. You are nothing… Is this true? Are you nothing, not even to yourself? … … … … … … … … … … … I could…

Then go do it — The other day, my daughter said I was a loser. She said I was unhappy and not making any headway as a creator, writer, or freelancer. She’s been paying attention to my habits for over a year. She smells the hesitation on me like a bad cologne. What brought you to this point? I’ve been a…

No news at 11…thank goodness I had a great birthday today, but I don’t want to sully the day with anger. I can’t resist. We almost died. It’s eating me and I won’t let it live within any longer. To the giant @sshole behind the wheel of a school bus…

What if they could for just a moment Get up. Let’s go…on your feet, quitter! MOVE IT! Aw, hell. Slide over, let me join you. Hey. C’mon. Stop. Stop it, now. No crying. Tears take away no pain and no one is coming to save you. What’s that? Absolutely not. …

A good laugh to revive your soul Science says laughter is the best medicine and boy did I get a dose after watching “Me Time” starring Kevin Hart, Regina Hall, and Mark Wahlberg on Netflix. Recently, I’ve been anxious, happy, depressed, excited, and indifferent. …