The Speech No One Will Give This Memorial Day Weekend (Satire)

Rekindle our nation’s honor through remembrance

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Dear Citizens aka humans born and residing in the U.S.,

Close your eyes, mostly because that seems to be half the problem these days and think about what it is you want from this nation. Don’t blurt out the first thing that comes to mind.